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Dec. 2, 2022

Strippers: Not Just a Stocking For Your Stuffer

And a 5,6,7,8-- Strippers: Not just a stocking for your stuffer. No doubt, countless guys, and some gals, have fantasized about b…

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Nov. 21, 2022

Thanksgiving: The 'Road Not Traveled

Lance says no thanks to the family Thanksgiving get together. The travel, the expense, the lousy customer service, the no so "wor…

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March 24, 2022

A Day On A Movie Set

Smarty Pants Lance takes you into the kitchen to share some of how movie are made. Ol' Smarty is from the south, don't ya know, a…

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March 18, 2022

Who Do DMV Employees Look Down On?

Smarty Pants Lance holds a stethoscope up to Medical Assistants ("MA"). Since they've no brains, he didn't expect a pulse. There …

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March 11, 2022

Quirky Courtroom Antics

Smarty Pants Lance was and is a licensed attorney at law in California. A large part of his legal practice was criminal defense.…

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March 3, 2022

Is The First Time The Best Time?

Smarty Pants Lance, inspired by the Foreigner song, "Feels Like The First Time," questions whether the first time the best time? …

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Feb. 17, 2022

Do looks matter? How?

Smarty Pants Lance takes a look at a person's looks. Do looks matter? Do people look like their pets, cars, environments? What …

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Feb. 8, 2022

Smarty Pants Lance- Weekends

Smarty Pants Lance talks about the comings, goings, and doings of weekends. Is it true that everybody's working for the weekend, …

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Feb. 3, 2022

The Cost in Costco

Smarty Pants Lance dons his visor and sleeve garter, grabs his adding machine, and totals up the cost in Costco and other discoun…

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Jan. 27, 2022

Flakes!

Smarty Pants Lance talks about flakey people. They're not just on the Westcoast, anymore! Why are people so darn flakey? It's n…

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Jan. 22, 2022

Smarty Pants Lance- Mander T. Commander- A Shaggy Dog Story

In this, change-of-pace, episode, Smarty Pants Lance waxes sentimentally about his long ago and dearly departed rescue- a Husky m…

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Jan. 17, 2022

Actions Speak Louder

Smarty Pants Lance delves into the old saw; "Actions speak louder than words." It's about those things people say, but don't rea…

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Jan. 10, 2022

Smarty Pants Lance- Lance Big Bangs His Way Into Podcasting.

At the insistence of so-called, friends, "Smarty Pants Lance," "Big Bangs" his way into podcasting with his first episode contain…

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Jan. 3, 2022

Smarty Pants Lance- Cheap Bastards

Smarty Pants Lance talks about his experiences with penny-pinching, cheap bastards. Including: a tight-as-a-tick, cheapskate, lan…

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Jan. 3, 2022

Smarty Pants Lance- Cheap Bastards

Watch the Pennies and the Dollars Will Watch Themselves!

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Dec. 23, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance Airlines- Airports- and the Just Plane" Outrageous

Smarty Pants Lance takes turbulent flights of comedy fancy when he talks about the airlines. From a true story involving outrageo…

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Dec. 23, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance Airlines- Airports- and the Just Plane" Outrageous

Taking flights of turbulent comedy fancy.

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Dec. 20, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance-BMW For Sale- Do Not Open Sunroof!

Smarty Lance has a BMW for Sale. It has a broken sunroof which must never, ever, ever, ever, be opened. A succession of flakey an…

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Dec. 20, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance-BMW For Sale- Do Not Open Sunroof!

Law of Attraction Abracadabras Stuck Sun Roof Into Romance

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Dec. 18, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance- Oh, Doctor!

Lance goes on a semi-rant about doctors, chiropractors, dentists, and veterinarians. Yes, chiropractors, are doctors, but like ve…

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Dec. 18, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance- Oh, Doctor!

It's like health care-- only different!

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Dec. 16, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance- Locked Out

Lance works a summer job at a radio station inside the dilapidated American Tin Can Factory on Cannery Row. The location included…

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Dec. 16, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance- Locked Out

Humor is a lock!

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Dec. 15, 2021

Smarty Pants Lance Dating Apps

Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences with dating apps. Smartphone apps lure you in with profiles of lonely sup…

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