Need a break from all the blah, blah, blah, about politics, sports, and religion?
Smarty Pants Lance is for people who'd like well-crafted, observational humor. People who know laughter is the best medicine!
In each fast, funny, fifteen minute episode, Lance, a long-time criminal and civil trial lawyer- hold your applause- shares his unique point of view inspired by all manner of everyday, and not so everyday, topics.
Topics include, but are not limited to- who else but an attorney would use such a phrase- cat people versus dog people, college days, being an actor extra in a movie, commercial or TV show, personal styles, cheapskates, slobs versus neatniks, dating apps, things people say but don't mean, weekends, flakes, medical doctors, a-holes, airlines. looks, getting locked out, membership warehouse stores
You're invited to take a quick break, and enjoy a laugh, as Smarty Pants Lance weaves stories and descriptions containing a happy mixture of quirky experiences, nostalgia, pop-culture, history, topical humor, sarcasm, satire, celebrity impressions, and character voices.
New episodes Mondays and Thursdays at 8:00 am EST.
WARNING: Listening to Smarty Pants Lance may result in a laugh riot and you might just learn something.
Feb. 4, 2023
Lance talks about today's pop and country music and why it sucks. He opines it's a filtering issue. There's just no filter on what flushes down the internet stream. There used to be record companies and radio and TV programm…
Jan. 27, 2023
Lance teases about clickbait, air-headed celebrity endorsements, how sex sells- well, duh- and why he keeps getting click bait on Meta- which he still calls Face Book- about a photo of side boob of some model he's never hear…
Jan. 20, 2023
Lance talks about employment interviews. He begins by telling us about work he did as a kid and for which he didn't apply. This work is known as, "chores." With marketing know-how, Lance suggests a new name for chores: "Bl…
Jan. 14, 2023
Lance builds a better mousetrap thinking that'll lead to great success. It's what he heard during his growin' up years. Did building a better mousetrap help him get ahead in a government job? Hah, no. What about when he bui…
Jan. 6, 2023
Lance describes how his plans for not just a little, but a lot, of "somthin' somethin" turned into nothin' nothin over a four day weekend. There was always some darned excuse: too tired from the week, too bloated and gassy a…
Dec. 30, 2022
Lance talks about New Years. He tells us NYE means different things depending on your age. One thing that wasn't different for decades was Dick Clark on the tele and watching "The Ball" drop." What if the ball suddenly drop…
"Pffhahaha ur Aunt Phyllis voice is the greatest of all time 🤣 I can see u doing a very successful Netflix special entirely in her voice hahaha This whole episode was very fun. I really like the au…"
"I love this show! It's so much fun to listen to. A welcome break from my daily routine. I can't wait to see what the next show will be about... Edge of my seat! "