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Smarty Pants Lance

Smarty Pants Lance

Need a break from all the blah, blah, blah, about politics, sports, and religion?

Smarty Pants Lance is for people who'd like well-crafted, observational humor. People who know laughter is the best medicine!

In each fast, funny, fifteen minute episode, Lance, a long-time criminal and civil trial lawyer- hold your applause- shares his unique point of view inspired by all manner of everyday, and not so everyday, topics.

Topics include, but are not limited to- who else but an attorney would use such a phrase- cat people versus dog people, college days, being an actor extra in a movie, commercial or TV show, personal styles, cheapskates, slobs versus neatniks, dating apps, things people say but don't mean, weekends, flakes, medical doctors, a-holes, airlines. looks, getting locked out, membership warehouse stores

You're invited to take a quick break, and enjoy a laugh, as Smarty Pants Lance weaves stories and descriptions containing a happy mixture of quirky experiences, nostalgia, pop-culture, history, topical humor, sarcasm, satire, celebrity impressions, and character voices.

New episodes Mondays and Thursdays at 8:00 am EST.

WARNING: Listening to Smarty Pants Lance may result in a laugh riot and you might just learn something.

Recent Episodes

Today's Music Sucks And So Did Disco Duck

Feb. 4, 2023

Lance talks about today's pop and country music and why it sucks. He opines it's a filtering issue. There's just no filter on what flushes down the internet stream. There used to be record companies and radio and TV programm…

Sex Sells, Clickbait Yells.

Jan. 27, 2023

Lance teases about clickbait, air-headed celebrity endorsements, how sex sells- well, duh- and why he keeps getting click bait on Meta- which he still calls Face Book- about a photo of side boob of some model he's never hear…

Lookin' For Work in All The Zoom Places.

Jan. 20, 2023

Lance talks about employment interviews. He begins by telling us about work he did as a kid and for which he didn't apply. This work is known as, "chores." With marketing know-how, Lance suggests a new name for chores: "Bl…

Better Mousetrap

Jan. 14, 2023

Lance builds a better mousetrap thinking that'll lead to great success. It's what he heard during his growin' up years. Did building a better mousetrap help him get ahead in a government job? Hah, no. What about when he bui…

Somethin' Somethin Turned Nothin' Nothin'

Jan. 6, 2023

Lance describes how his plans for not just a little, but a lot, of "somthin' somethin" turned into nothin' nothin over a four day weekend. There was always some darned excuse: too tired from the week, too bloated and gassy a…

Happy New Year 2023- You Didn't Vote for Trump Did You!?

Dec. 30, 2022

Lance talks about New Years. He tells us NYE means different things depending on your age. One thing that wasn't different for decades was Dick Clark on the tele and watching "The Ball" drop." What if the ball suddenly drop…