Episodes

Smarty Pants Lance takes turbulent flights of comedy fancy when he talks about the airlines. From a true story involving outrageously stupid airport security who try to prevent an FAA flight inspector from boarding, to anothe...

Taking flights of turbulent comedy fancy.

Smarty Lance has a BMW for Sale. It has a broken sunroof which must never, ever, ever, ever, be opened. A succession of flakey and highly annoying perspective buyers come and go, then, The Law of Attraction, abracadabra's the...

Law of Attraction Abracadabras Stuck Sun Roof Into Romance

Lance goes on a semi-rant about doctors, chiropractors, dentists, and veterinarians. Yes, chiropractors, are doctors, but like veterinarians, they usually go by their first names- Hi, I'm Dr. Bob"- whereas, stuck-up, pretenti...

It's like health care-- only different!

Lance works a summer job at a radio station inside the dilapidated American Tin Can Factory on Cannery Row. The location included piles of old tin cans, a disgusting bathroom, and a very large daylight work room- which fell d...

Humor is a lock!

Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences with dating apps. Smartphone apps lure you in with profiles of lonely supermodels with PhD's, who speak 10 languages, and lived in thirty nine countries, who don't care ...

Are the dateless and desperate "app" to meet Dr. Supermodel via a smartphone dating app?

Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences in college. Living with a dormmate obsessed with Diana Ross and brushing his long hair, to the Campus Crusade for Christ, to skipping class to play Dungeons and Dragons ...

College: A four year vacation from reality.

Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes differences between dog and cat owners. Pardon, "guardians." But not of the Galaxy, just pets. A doofus interrupts asking about lizard people. Lance via celebrity impression, defers to ...

Dogs, cats, and their crazy owners. Excuse me, "pet guardians," of which I'm one!

Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences as a background artist/extra in the movies, on television, and in music videos. From long, uncompensated hours, to pay which is far less than a pimply-faced teen working...

Don't answer the phone when Hollywood calls to book you as a non-union Extra in movies, on TV and in music videos!

Need a break from all the blah, blah, blah, of politics, sports, and religion? Smarty Pants Lance is for people who know laughter is the best medicine! In each fast, funny, fifteen minute episode, Lance a long-time lawyer- ho...

Forget the blah, blah, blah and have a laugh. Because laughter is the best medicine!